Leonard's Frisbee accelerates at 3.22 miles/second at an upward trajectory for 32.8 seconds until touching down on the cafeteria roof. What color is Leonard's Frisbee?

Both Britta and Annie are needed to prepare sandwiches. Each of them can make either 4 large sandwiches per hour or 16 small sandwiches per hour. During the 3 hours in which the kitchen is available, 12 large sandwiches and 72 small sandwiches will be needed. Which of the following sandwiches is NOT offered at Shirley's Sandwiches?

Dean Pelton is balancing the Greendale budget. He spends 30% on IT improvements, 20% on facility improvements, and 50% on Dalmatian décor. How much did the Dean pay for his virtual reality simulator?

At a local Greendale furniture store, a huge weekend blowout sale offers discounts on loveseats, sleepers, sectionals, and chaise lounges. For every one sectional sold, two loveseats will be given away at 50% off and one sleeper will be discounted by 20%. The odds in favor of selling a slightly damaged loveseat are 4 to 3, while the odds against receiving a permanently soiled chaise lounge are 8 to 1. Of the following, who can be characterized as a "coucher" in Season 6?

A paintball gun that fires at a standard velocity will do so at approximately 200 mph. For each hour that a paintball competition continues, the mechanics of all guns weaken and so velocity is decreased by 3% and accuracy declines by 6%. For this reason, all paintballs shot at the start of an intense and drawn-out war are more likely to both hit their target and achieve a greater impact. Who fires the first shot in the Season 6 paintball episode?

If a relationship starts with love-at-first-sight infatuation, it will always lead to college campus guerrilla marketing as a couple. If, however, a relationship has ended in this same couple-based guerilla marketing, it doesn't necessarily mean that it began with love-at-first sight infatuation. When Britta and Rick finally do reunite, in which location are they spotted kissing?

Elroy bought his RV in 1985. At that time the vehicle's value was approximately $18,000. Over the last 30 years, it has depreciated at an annual rate of 15%. When the RV finally did break down, where was it located?

Abed, Annie, Britta, Chang, and Frankie plan to meet in the study room.

Abed can't meet on Mondays or Wednesdays.
Annie can only meet on Tuesdays.
Chang can't meet on weekends or weekdays. CHANG!
Frankie can't meet with Chang or Annie.
Britta is the worst.

Which pair is able to meet and "workshop handshakes?"

The likelihood that a person will meet and marry his/her cousin without being aware that the person in question is indeed his/her cousin is directly proportional to the number of hot dogs the individual has eaten during his/her life divided by the number of video games played. Where does Garrett propose to Stacey?

Two of every 20 take-out deliveries to Annie and Abed's apartment complex is a pepperoni pizza. The remainder of deliveries consists of square cheese pizzas, chicken fingers, and buttered noodles—with the buttered noodles arriving only after every 5th pizza (whether pepperoni or cheese) but always after chicken fingers. Which of the following is Annie and Abed's apartment number?

Train A leaves Greendale Station traveling at 70 mph and Train B leaves City College Station at 60 mph, both headed to pick up passengers from the Department of Corrections. During their journeys, Train A makes three stops and Train B makes two stops—both of equal time length. All passengers must be picked up by 10:00 p.m., and trains need to arrive at least 15 minutes prior in order to be guaranteed space at the platform. The official time of departure will be determined by the average time of all clocks in Abed's situation room. How many clocks are hanging in this room?

Nearly 2/3 of all Americans believe in the existence of alien life somewhere in the universe. A mere 20% of these same individuals have ever actually communicated with the alien life over email or text. 100% of all these people eat pot brownies. While watching Abed's Chief Starr, a viewer is likely to see which of the following alien lifeforms.

A carb appears on Jeff's plate, taking up 40% of his ideal daily calorie count. Following this, he goes to the gym 4 days/week, 30% of the time of which is spent shirtless. What's the name of Jeff's gym?

There are three cell phones in Frankie's purse – only one of which is actually hers. Cell phone A rings five times then goes to voicemail. Cell phone B rings 3 times. Cell phone C doesn't ring at all. Frankie teaches Annie that when people put her on hold, she should:

For each time someone utters a colloquial saying or catchphrase, 7% of their hair follicles and/or 23% of their cell phone battery will decline at a rate that is two times greater than normal. Complete the following thought: "If you see the end, kick it further down the road _____________?"

Elroy challenges Annie to a game and wins. Chang then plays the same game against Annie and also defeats her. Chang then loses to Abed, who goes on to play Annie and win. What is the name of the guessing game played throughout the season?

Francesca Dart has conducted 7 surveys/year for the last 15 years, with an extra 3 surveys completed during a Leap Year many years ago. Which of the following adjectives does Frankie NOT mention in her informal Greendale survey?

The teachers' lounge at Greendale is vacuumed on every even numbered day of the month and dusted on every odd numbered day. Classrooms are disinfected only on odd numbered days. Nameplates are shined once a day, but only during weeks in which there are more even numbered days than odd numbered days. What professor's nameplate does Abed buff and shine?

The Save Greendale Committee wants to meet for a drink. Jeff drinks 7 days/week. Annie drinks on Fridays. Britta strictly drinks on Mondays. Chang drinks every other day. Dean drinks only when he's not in costume. What is the first libation listed under "Drink Specials" at the speakeasy?

If x is the number US community colleges and y is the number of school dance themes at Greendale, the number of different binders Annie carries will be n, with (x/y) – n > x +n. Dean declares he's gay in order to:

In a certain class at Greendale, Alejandro ranks higher than Diego, but lower than Mateo, while Mateo ranks lower than Santiago but only slightly above Sebastian. All of them love salsa. Who is Dean's partner at the press conference?

Juice boxes at Greendale are available in five different flavors and sold together in bulk in packages of 10. Each of these packages contains at most four different flavor varieties, with no three same flavors positioned directly next to each other unless a fourth identical flavor immediately follows. What flavor juice box does Abed drink when he shares the news that Britta is moving in?

Canned goods have a shelf life of five years. During their 9,340 km journey from Japan to Colorado, a certain shipment of cans travels at 800 km/hr. by plane for half the trip. It is then transported to a container ship, on which it travels at 43 km/hr. until it reaches its destination in Colorado. The two Japanese teens request five cans from the Dean containing what specific contents?

There are 19 different dog species for each toe on any given squirrel that hails from the Rocky Mountain area of Colorado. After Ruffles moves into the neighborhood, by what percentage did the number of dead squirrels rise?

Hangtags come in a multitude of shares and sizes. If 70% of hangtags at Greendale are rectangular and the remaining 30% represent 39 distinct shapes, what day of the week is listed on the hangtag of Britta's new couch?

On six of his most recent interactions with fellow Human Beings, Leonard is told to "shut up". During the next 11 interactions, he is also repeatedly told to "shut up". He returns to Greendale the next day and is promptly told to "shut up" four more times within an hour, before again being told to "shut up" one last time on his way out a class, in which he had been told to "shut up" countless times, repeatedly, by the same person. Complete Leonard's iconic line from Chief Starr: "I'm more than a maniac, I'm ________."

Frankie wants to catch and expel anyone participating in campus paintball games. Her detention hall can hold up to either 32 people seated or 57 people standing. Alternatively, 61 people can be squeezed in if they're standing on their heads and refrain from breathing too hard. Everyone is sure to get caught, but who makes a special cameo?

As is well known across community college campuses, the official equation for calculating optimal capacity at any given party is n = p(ab – cd), with c corresponding to the number of chairs available at any given point of the evening, and all remaining variables representing a number of other pieces of furniture that either begin or end in that letter—or which contain that letter somewhere in them, or which contain at least one letter of the alphabet that falls consecutively before or after one of those letters if and only if those letters are vowels. What was the maximum number of guests Annie told Britta she could have at the party?

In the 1990s, on average, a standard board game took three hours to conclude, with a 40% probability of an argument erupting between victor and vanquished upon conclusion of the game, a 10% probability of everyone giving up before the game ended, and a 50% probability of no one showing up to play in the first place. Elroy has made games covering all of the following topics except:

The Greendale campus has five times as many tree species as it does levels of chicken finger crispiness. With this in mind, which phrase is uttered by both Britta in the finale and Abed in the premiere?